The Minnesota Wild will be big players in the pursuit of the top NHL free agents.
The most sought after player will be Minneapolis native forward Zach Parise.
The 5-foot-11-inch, 195-pound captain of the New Jersey Devils recorded at least 30 goals and 30 assists in five of the last six seasons. The only exception was a three goal-three assist performance in 13 games due to a torn meniscus during the 2010-11 season.
The Wild proved last season that it has the core players to be a Stanley Cup contender after surging to the best record in the entire NHL in early December, but as injuries mounted it showed the importance of having depth.
Without further delay here are top ten sales pitches the Wild can use to sign Parise on July 1.
No. 10 – You’re choice; east coast attitude or “Minnesota Nice.”
No. 9 – We have a spoon and a cherry and the “World’s Largest Twine Ball Rolled By One Man.”
No. 8 – Instead of being the biggest fish, you could try to catch the biggest fish.
No. 7 – We will move practice to your backyard.
No. 6 – You are one of us.
No. 5 – We know your father.
No. 4 – You could replace Joe Mauer as a singer on the “Explore Minnesota” commercials.
No. 3 – No Metropolis traffic.
No. 2 – Our ownership is stable.
And the No. 1 sales pitch the Wild can use to sign Parise on July 1 is…
The next Minnesota State Fair food item will be Parise on a stick.